Topic: ye

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive...so, I took her to a gas station. And then the fight started...

Roger of Idaho Daily Photo tagged me with the 5 Reasons I Love/​Hate the Groundhog Meme. Thanks Roger, this gives me a chance to vent.

I was tagged for this meme by Holly of Mama Pajama. Thank you Holly for always thinking of me. It is greatly appreciated. *Start Copying Here* I have randomly selected 5 of you below to be tagged and I hope that you will similarly publish this post in your blog. You will have to tag 5 other bloggers and just keep adding on to the list. (Do not replace, just keep on adding! Yes we hope it will be a long list!)It’s real easy!

Mimi of Mimi Writes tagged me with a novel meme that she stole from someone else. I shall call it The Stolen Novel Meme. She isn't fessing up as to where she ripped this meme off either. Anyway, this novel meme is extremely long and if you can't make it through more than 5 or 10 questions I don't mind. I had trouble with it too. I'll be darned if I'm tagging anyone with it so let this stolen tidbit die right here.

The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?' The father, surprised, answers, 'Well son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties and forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions.' 'Onions?' 'Yes, you see them, and they make you cry.

Senator Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upper New York State. She spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living, should she one day become the first female President.

What men really mean when they say... "I'M GOING FISHING" Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety." "IT'S A GUY THING" Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical". "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Means: "Why isn't it already on the table?