Topic: Washington

Thirteen Famous Quotes on Christmas Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind. - Mary Ellen Chase Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful. - Norman Vincent Peale From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.

Washington, DC-The American College of Emergency Physicians (ACEP) today announced that the 34th annual Emergency Medical Services (EMS) Week will be celebrated throughout the nation May 20-26, 2007. The event brings together local communities and medical personnel to publicize safety and honor the dedication of those who provide the day-to-day lifesaving services on the medical "front line.

The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington, DC this Christmas season. This isn't for any religious reason, they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the Nation's capitol.

One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him Bush asks him, "George, what''s the best thing I can do to help the country?" "Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, and then fades away...

Bill and Ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch. Bill orders and the cashier gives him his meal. Ned goes up to order and the cashier greets him with "Hello Ned! How are you? Hey everybody! Ned's here!" Everybody in the restaurant comes up and says hello to Ned. After everyone has greeted him, Bill and Ned sit down and begin to eat.

Let’s take a look at New Orleans. It’s amazing what you can learn with some simple division… Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans. Interesting number, what does it mean? Well, if you are one of 484,674 residents of New Orleans (every man, woman, child), you each get $516,528. Or, if you have one of the 188,251 homes in New Orleans, your home gets $1,329,787.

A Washington, DC airport ticket agent offers some examples of why our country is in trouble!!! I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn’t get messed up by being near the window.

I have a friend who is president of his homeowner’s association down in Washington. They are having a terrible problem with trash on the side of the road that is around his association’s homes. The reason according to Wallace (my friend) is, there is being built just next to them, six new homes…big ones! Wallace said the trash is coming from the Mexican work crews working at the construction sites. (McDonald Bags, Burger King trash, etc).

As recently as 1990, these states had lawsagainst the use of dildos: Idaho, Utah, Arizona, Oklahoma, Minnesota, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, Maryland, Massachusetts, Rhode Island and Washington D.C. In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish.