Topic: USE

I'm so behind on awards and tags. In fact someone called yummy (no I didn't make that up) tagged me for something and for the life of me I can't find the link.

Recipe for Christmas Joy Ingredients 1/​2 cup Hugs 4 tsp Kisses 2 cups Smiles 4 cups Love 1 cup Special Holiday Cheer 1/​2 cup Peace on Earth 3 tsp Christmas Spirit 2 cups Goodwill Toward Man 1 Sprig of Mistletoe 1 medium-size bag of Christmas Snowflakes (the regular kind won't do!) Method Mix Hugs, Kisses, Smiles and Love until consistent.

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I agreed to do a Q & A over at Sarge Charlie's, which is one of my many daily stops. Sarge served in Viet Nam and has some very strong opinions concerning our current conflict in the Middle East as well as our politico's here at home. If you are anti-America you won't care for his site, but if you love America then you need to visit Sarge Charlie!

Hillary Clinton was taking a tour of a D.C. hospital while working to reform healthcare in the U.S. As she is touring, a doctor is explaining all the different functions of the hospital to her. Eventually, they pass an open room in the inpatient ward, where Hillary could clearly see a middle aged man masturbating with great enthusiasm. The doctor quickly instructed the floor nurse to close the door. It was too late, Hillary had already seen.

Here are some of the U.S. Statistics for the Year 1906: The average life expectancy in the U.S. was 47 years. Only 14 percent of the homes in the U.S. had a bathtub. Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone. A three-minute call from Denver to New York City cost eleven dollars. There were only 8,000 cars in the U.S., and only 144 miles of paved roads. The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph.

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful … CAREFUL!! Put in some more butter!! Oh my Gosh!! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY!! Turn them!! TURN THEM NOW!! We need more butter. Oh my Gosh!! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?! They’re going to STICK!! Careful… CAREFUL!! I said be CAREFUL!!