Topic: Texas
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| Published: February 2008 | ||
2007 Darwin Awards
Runner up #5: "Driving is not a time to be practicing your multitasking skills," remarked CHP spokesman Tom Marshall, commenting on a 29-year-old computer tutor's decision to... |
Comedy Plus | 01 February 2008 00:00 |
| Published: January 2008 | ||
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Give Me Five Monday #11
The 'Give Me Five' Monday meme is designed to share fun information with each other in a simple short list! Here's how it works. Each week, I will put out a random topic from my list of topics and you share 5 answers of your choice on the given topic and link back here! You can add photos, links or stories or just a simple list of your own of 5 things that relate to the topic as it pertains to you and your life experiences. |
Comedy Plus | 01 January 2008 00:00 |
| Published: December 2007 | ||
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Uniques Gifts/Precious Memories - Day 6
While making my rounds on Monday, December 17th I visited Lois of Lowdown From Lois and was most interested in a post titled Unique Gifts/Precious Memories. In this post Lois was recognizing and dedicating the above award to all of us. I knew that I had to do the same. Here's what Lois said in part: So, I'm going to post this everyday until Christmas and do ten of my unique gifts and precious memories. |
Comedy Plus | 01 December 2007 00:00 |
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Thursday Thirteen - 122nd Edition
Thirteen funny stand up comics. Richard Pryor - On June 1, 1980, Pryor set himself on fire while free-basing cocaine. This was a suicide attempt, but at the time Pryor's manager tried to protect him by claiming that it was an accident. Pryor made this part of his heralded "final" stand up show "Richard Pryor Live On Sunset Strip" (1982). |
Comedy Plus | 01 December 2007 00:00 |
| Published: July 2007 | ||
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Wikipedia Birthday Meme
Sarge over at Sarge Charlie tagged me with the Wikipedia Birthday Meme. I've done this one before, but since Sarge is doing the asking then I'm going to participate. Here are the rules: You go to Wikipedia and type in your birthday (month and day). Then you write down 3 events, 2 births, 1 holiday, and tag 5 friends. There are five slots in the meme list.... |
Comedy Plus | 01 July 2007 00:00 |
| Published: January 2007 | ||
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Sex With a Cowboy
Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State: She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo; And She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy. |
Comedy Plus | 01 January 2007 00:00 |
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Pickup Trucks
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged that they had for the past five years covertly funded a project with US auto makers whereby the auto makers installed black boxes in four wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash. |
Comedy Plus | 01 January 2007 00:00 |
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Outdoor Plants Can Kill You!
Never bring outdoor plants into the house. Garden Grass Snakes also known as Garter Snakes (Thamnophissirtalis) can be dangerous. Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes. Here's why. A couple in Sweetwater, Texas, had a lot of potted plants. During a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing a lot of them indoors to protect them from a possible freeze. |
Comedy Plus | 01 January 2007 00:00 |
| Published: August 2006 | ||
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Damsel in Distress
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a whoop so loud that it would echo from the surrounding hills. |
Comedy Plus | 01 August 2006 00:00 |
| Published: June 2006 | ||
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Texas and New York
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from Texas, being friendly and all, said: “So, where y’all from?” The girl from New York said: “From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence. |
Comedy Plus | 01 June 2006 00:00 |
| Published: May 2006 | ||
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Welcome to Texas
Welcome to Texas |
Comedy Plus | 01 May 2006 00:00 |
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Poetry Contest
The National Poetry Contest had come down to two, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was “Timbuktu.” First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said: Slowly across the desert sand Trekked a lonely caravan; Men on camels, two by two Destination Timbuktu. |
Comedy Plus | 01 May 2006 00:00 |
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Oil Shortage
A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there’s a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn’t know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical. |
Comedy Plus | 01 May 2006 00:00 |
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