Topic: Sure

I found this quiz over at Chuck's of Foster Me Up and just had to know. I like how it turned out too.

A man walked up to a farmer's house, and knocked on the door. When the farmer's wife opened the door, the man asked if she knew how to have sex. Not amused, she slammed the door. Again, the man knocked, and again, he asked the same question. Again, she slammed the door and screamed, "Get the hell away!" Later, she told her husband of the incident. He said he would stay home the following day just in case.

Rhonda of I'm Running To Win Two tagged me with the Seven Random and/​or Weird Facts about myself. Well, those of you who know me, could answer these in pretty short order. Thanks for thinking of me Rhonda. On with the show.

Mimi, the Queen of Meme's from Mimi Writes... tagged me to do the Jazebel meme. Then Lala @ What? Mermaids? tagged me with this meme. Then after checking my Google reader and finding over 500 unread posts, I noticed that Travis at Trav's Thoughts tagged me too. For fear of some dreadful thing happening to me, I had better get with it.

What men really mean when they say... "I'M GOING FISHING" Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety." "IT'S A GUY THING" Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical". "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Means: "Why isn't it already on the table?

I GUARANTEE YOU WILL LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH THIS ONE - PUTS A WHOLE NEW MEANING ON TELEMARKETERS, AND IF YOU COULD STOP YOURSELF FROM LAUGHING WHILE DOING THIS - YOU WILL DEFINATELY GET TO BE ON THE "NATIONAL NO CALL LIST" FOR SURE! TURN ON YOUR SPEAKERS...

On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy.

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon… Demon: Why so glum chum? Guy: What do you think? I’m in hell. Demon: Hell’s not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here…you a drinkin’ man? Guy: Sure, I love to drink. Love the drinks.

A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. “What’s up?” he asks. “I’m having a heart attack!” cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he is dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, “Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted’s hiding in your wardrobe and he’s got no clothes on!

A week after their marriage, the Redneck newlyweds paid a visit to their doctor… “I can’t figure it out doc, and I’m really worried,” said the husband. “My testicles are turning blue.” “That’s pretty unusual,” said the doctor. “Let me examine you.” The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, the Redneck’s testicles are blue. The doctor turns to the wife. “Are you using the diaphragm that I prescribed?” “Yes, I am,” she replied.