Topic: President

AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. (Let that be a lesson to him!

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Appetizer Make up a word and give us its definition. Goober-juice - Salad dressing. Soup What is currently your favorite song? End of the Road by Boyz II Men. Salad What’s at the top of your Christmas wish list this year? That Hillary Clinton doesn't get elected as President. That thought sends chills throughout my body. Main Course Name a scent that reminds you of someone special in your life.

While making my rounds for Friday's Feast I visited Jo's Cafe and found the following. I was so impressed I had to post it too. A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have.

Here we are already discussing the future President of the United States in the Year 2008. Well, I have my own candidate and I'm sure that once you know who I'm voting for, you will also agree. For those of you who would like another choice for President, I have the best solution: It is probably time we have a woman as President. My choice, and I hope yours as well, is a very special lady who has all the answers to our problems.

Sarge over @ Sarge Charlie tagged me with The Moaning Meme. This meme was started over at Freelance Cynic. I. List four things that should go into room 101 and be removed from the face of the earth. 1. Hillary Clinton. She scares me! If she makes president is she going to get done in the oval office like Bill did? Who would touch that? You just couldn't call it sex could you?

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company.

Let's clear something up here...This is a humor blog. I do not do political debates. If you will pay close attention I have poked fun at both sides of the aisle. I am a Republican and proud of that fact. I do not agree with burning the American flag, that is unless you wrap yourself in it first. I am proud of our armed forces. I support our President. What is so difficult about that?

Bill Clinton is walking a dog around the White House lawn early one morning. He walks it past the guard's post, and the marine says, "Mr. President, is that a new dog?" Clinton smiles, and replies, "Why yes, I got it for my wife.

President Vladimir Putin called President Bush with an emergency: "Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the Russian President cried; "My people's favourite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!" "Boris, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you.", replied the President. "I do need your help," said Putin. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tie us over?

Bill and Ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch. Bill orders and the cashier gives him his meal. Ned goes up to order and the cashier greets him with "Hello Ned! How are you? Hey everybody! Ned's here!" Everybody in the restaurant comes up and says hello to Ned. After everyone has greeted him, Bill and Ned sit down and begin to eat.

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants!!! Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you’re in bed with a relative… I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with “Guess” on it. So I said “Implants?” She hit me. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America???

From a show on Canadian television. There was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton. “Yep, that’s right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President. He played the sax He smoked weed; And He had his way with ugly white women. Even now… Look at him… his wife works, and he doesn’t! And, he gets a check from the government every month.

President Boris Yeltsin called Clinton with an emergency: “Our largest condom factory has exploded!” the Russian President cried. “My people’s favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!” “Boris, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you,” replied the President. “I do need your help,” said Yeltsin. “Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?

George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One. The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and says, “You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy.” The Vice President shrugs and says, “Well, I could throw 10 $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy.