Topic: parking lot

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There’s a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her.”Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.” “Damn!” says the little old lady.”I’d better go back and see if I can still find them. Thanks for the warning!!!

Idiots in the office are just as hazardous to your health as cigarettes, caffeine or greasy food, and eye-opening new study reveals. In fact, those dopes can kill you! Stress is one of the top causes of heart attacks and working with stupid people on a daily basis is one of the deadliest forms of stress, according to researchers at Sweden’s Lindbergh University Medical Center.

Always wear underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle…From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.

I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time.