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While visiting Jos at NoDirectOn (not: NoDirection) I saw this tag and decided to steal it since Jos didn't tag me. You just can't leave things laying around and expect them to be safe. Well, there goes my life of crime. I thought I stole this meme, but alas I was tagged for it yesterday by Sanni @ Coffee 2 go. My life of crime was not to be!

The WVb A blog about everything and nothing created this meme called the 7 P's in an effort to learn more about the blogs they read on a regular basis. My pal Ann over at A Nice Place In The Sun tagged me with the 7 P's meme. When I complete it I have to tag 5 other pals that I read on a regular basis. Let the games begin.

A new business was opening and one of the owners friends sent flowers for the occasion. but when the owner read the card with the flowers, it said, "Rest In Peace". The owner was a little peeved, and he called the florist to complain.

Many women are anxious about mammograms, but there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the following exercises, you will be totally prepared for the test and best of all, you can do these simple exercises right in and around your home.

CATS: Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat’s mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.

As a young minister, I was asked by a funeral director to hold a grave-side service for a homeless man, with no family or friends, who had died while traveling through the area. The funeral was to be held at a cemetery way back in the country, and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there. As I was not familiar with the backwoods area, I became lost; and being a typical man I did not stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late.

The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. “Where have you been?” his wife demanded.