Topic: New York

Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to the small town because he could be a big man in this small town.

Thirteen funny stand up comics. Richard Pryor - On June 1, 1980, Pryor set himself on fire while free-basing cocaine. This was a suicide attempt, but at the time Pryor's manager tried to protect him by claiming that it was an accident. Pryor made this part of his heralded "final" stand up show "Richard Pryor Live On Sunset Strip" (1982).

Mel at Monday Morning Power has created this meme for a way for us to promote our blogs and share in some link love. So, if others that I didn't tag wish to play along please do so. Have fun!!! If you want to join, please copy from **Start Copy Here** through **End Copy Here** and follow the rules. **Start Copy Here** We have a voice; We must be heard; Therefore we blog; Now spread the word!

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather -- who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car." -- Author Unknown Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children.

Legend has it that there is a restaurant in New York where, in the Ladies Room, there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie-*poof*-you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.

The thinking blog has a post that is worth the visit. It is titled Support Topless Women. The author of this site was nice enough to send me a message and I thought I would return the favor my posting a blurb on this great site. So, take a look at some topless women in New York and see what you think... I know, I know...Some of them need to keep their tops on, but some are doing a great service for all MANKIND! Thanks "The Thinking Blog".

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she’s pregnant. She is furious! Here she is about to run for senator of New York and this has happened to her! She calls the White House, gets Bill on the phone, and immediately starts screaming, “How could you have let this happen? With all that’s going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you??? I can’t believe this!

A plumber was called to woman’s apartment in New York to repair a leaking pipe. When he arrived, he was pleased to discover that the woman was quite beautiful and during the course of the afternoon the two became extremely friendly. About 5:30 p.m. the phone rang, disturbing the bedroom shenanigans.

This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged men. Unlike most chain letters, this one doesn’t cost anything! Just send a copy of this letter to five of your male friends who are equally tired and discontent. Then bundle up your wife and/​or girlfriend and send her to the man whose name appears at the top of the following list, and add your name to the bottom of the list.

A Washington, DC airport ticket agent offers some examples of why our country is in trouble!!! I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn’t get messed up by being near the window.

A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they’re too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350.

A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in New York. The ambassador was so enthralled by the beauty and presence of this secretary that he asked her to marry him. The secretary was startled, but remembered that her boss told her never to insult foreign dignitaries, so she decided to let him down easy. “I’ll only marry you under three conditions.