Topic: Canada

2 Darn Cold Street The North Pole, Canada H0H0H0 I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good during the year, and since you have, I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you all the gifts from "The Twelve Days of Christmas", but we had a little problem up here.

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Seven year old Shane Bernier is a brave cancer patient at CHEO and he is asking people to send him a card for his birthday on May 30th. Shane wants to set a world record for the most number of cards received!

An American is having his (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam)when a Canadian man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The American ignores the Canadian who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. Canadian: "You American folk eat the whole bread?" American (in a bad mood): "Of course.

Here are some of the U.S. Statistics for the Year 1906: The average life expectancy in the U.S. was 47 years. Only 14 percent of the homes in the U.S. had a bathtub. Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone. A three-minute call from Denver to New York City cost eleven dollars. There were only 8,000 cars in the U.S., and only 144 miles of paved roads. The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph.

From a show on Canadian television. There was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton. “Yep, that’s right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President. He played the sax He smoked weed; And He had his way with ugly white women. Even now… Look at him… his wife works, and he doesn’t! And, he gets a check from the government every month.

A Washington, DC airport ticket agent offers some examples of why our country is in trouble!!! I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn’t get messed up by being near the window.