Topic: American people

Appetizer What was the last game you purchased? Agatha Christie - Peril at End House Soup Name something in which you don’t believe. Oh this list is long. We have few to none working for the interests of the American people in politics. They are all out themselves and getting reelected. Period. Neither side of the aisle gives a hoot about anything but themselves. Salad If you could choose a celebrity to be your boss, who would you pick?

President Vladimir Putin called President Bush with an emergency: "Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the Russian President cried; "My people's favourite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!" "Boris, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you.", replied the President. "I do need your help," said Putin. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tie us over?

President Boris Yeltsin called Clinton with an emergency: “Our largest condom factory has exploded!” the Russian President cried. “My people’s favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!” “Boris, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you,” replied the President. “I do need your help,” said Yeltsin. “Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado and off they whirled to the land of OZ. They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard. What brings the four of you before the great Wizard of Oz? Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said: "I’ve come for some courage." "No problem," said the Wizard. "Whos next?" Richard Nixon stepped forward. "Well, I think I need a heart.