Topic: Africa

Since this Thursday Thirteen falls on Valentine's Day it seemed appropriate to list the Greatest Love Stories according to the American Film Institute. Happy Valentine's Day.

Last week it was 70s music and this week it's the disco 80s music. USA For Africa, "We Are The World" (1985) Benny Mardones, "Into The Night" (1980) Gary Numan, "Cars"...

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that he’s lost… Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

Geography of Women Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa; half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful and fertile. Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America; well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India; very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France; gently aging but still warm, and desirable to visit.

A Washington, DC airport ticket agent offers some examples of why our country is in trouble!!! I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn’t get messed up by being near the window.

The scene is the darkest jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through the jungle when the one in the rear suddenly reaches out with his tongue and licks the butt of the one in front. The lead tiger turns and says, “Hey, cut it out, alright.” The other tiger says sorry and they continue on their way.