Topic: A.

Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem? A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat. Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A. A different bar.

Jackie of The Painted Veil tagged me with the Alphabet Meme. I've done this one before, but for Jackie I will do it again. Thanks Jackie.

Amanda of Amanda tagged me for the link love meme. Here's how it goes: Rule #1: Copy all the links below and replace a single link under the appropriate letter of the alphabet. If your domain name, or even the title of your blog, starts with an “A,” you’d replace the link under that letter and put the replaced link at the bottom.

While visiting Jos at NoDirectOn (not: NoDirection) I saw this tag and decided to steal it since Jos didn't tag me. You just can't leave things laying around and expect them to be safe. Well, there goes my life of crime. I thought I stole this meme, but alas I was tagged for it yesterday by Sanni @ Coffee 2 go. My life of crime was not to be!

Q. What’s the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? A. The location of the Dirt Bag. Q. How do you get holy water? A. You boil the hell out of it. Q. What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? A. Dam. Q. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice? A. Polaroids. Q. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A. A stick. Q. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A. Nacho cheese.

If you remember The Original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this will bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers are from the days when game show responses were spontaneous and clever, not scripted and (often) dull as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course. Q. Do female frogs croak? A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.